spoken-not-written:

awesome

drunktrophywife:

Want to hear a fairytale? Once upon a time you weren’t such a little bitch

choctawaukerman:

I’ve been laughing for 20 years
werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo
calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket
goliosi:

"we’d like to get your blessing"
fashionsprose:

Makeup at Christian Dior RTW F/W 2008

zombiesailor:

You were my Sam to my Frodo

taggedrne:

taggedrne:

when ur iphone charger starts wearing a turtleneck u know the end is coming

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20daysofjune:

fakestan:

are all these artists putting iggy on their songs bc they cant afford nicki?

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azizansafari:

so i got my teeth whitened today

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adavism:

is he dead